You can spot an Eames reproduction from a mile away—and instantly know the difference between Case Study House 20A and 21B. A well-stocked wooden bar cart is the stuff of your dreams. You lust after Sottsass for his way with angles and favor cacti to chrysanthemums. You were made for midcentury, and for that we raise a (lowball) glass to you.
Your Design Inspirations: Christopher Kennedy; Mad Men.
Make It Work: Stick with pared-down pieces in woods or warm and neutral hues; look for brass hardware and minimal shine.