The internet is abuzz this morning with reactions to—and a few scathing reviews of—Kanye West's "performance" at the Grammys, in which he interrupted Album of the Year winner Beck as a self-referential joke, harking back to his (completely serious) interjection during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech a few years back. It was all in good fun until Yeezy later disclosed that Beck should "respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyoncé." Welp. Here, some of our favorite unfriendly paper goods to best express your feelings to Mr. West.