Confession: I fell down a long, dark Etsy wormhole last night. It began at 11pm, when I was casually browsing for an affordable étagère before bed. Next thing I knew it was 2am and I was rapidly scrolling, squinting at my iPhone through one strong eye with such determination that you'd think hunting for vintage decor was either an obscure Olympic event or a recent medical discovery promised to reverse the signs of aging.
Some time around midnight I had depleted my spending allowance for the month (yes, I have
some self control) on a rad
Danish coffee set, so I'm leaving it to YOU to scoop up the other gems I discovered.

For the Midcentury lover:
Black-and-Brass Metal Magazine Rack, $58; Charlie's Nest
For the brunch host serving mimosas with a hint of Colonial charm:
Milk Glass Pitcher, $42.50; 86 Home
For anyone envious of Jessika Goranson's cameo game:
Pair of Framed Silhouettes, $56.50; The White Pepper

For prop stylists, and people who
do occasionally judge a book by its cover:
Pastel Book Set, $32.30; 86 Home
See also: Vintage Cash Ledgers

For the brand-new bar cart owner in search of some genuine patina:
Brass Serving Tray, $34; BSquared Creative

For the Marie Antoinette obsessive OR the clever DIYer (who can replicate
these with a coat of paint):
18th Century-Style Porcelain Busts, $45; Opened Apples

For the gal that knows stripes and metallics aren't just trends, they're timeless:
Glass V Vase, $48; Fitz and Fergus

For the small-space hostess in need of stashable seating:
Director's Chair, $52; River House Designs